Viagra, Does it have side effects.?!
Question: A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines, "It's the Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she again asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No thanks. It's the Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a super burger. "or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?"
Once more he declines, "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well then," she replies, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody STARVING!"
Answers: A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines, "It's the Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she again asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No thanks. It's the Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a super burger. "or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?"
Once more he declines, "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well then," she replies, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody STARVING!"
wish i was young ...ide take the whole lot .....who needs food ?.........seamanab x
hahahahahaha you are a true genius
Sounded to good to be true,knew there was a catch.
Hope you got your breakfast O.K.
Wow someone figured out a way to get a woman to cook. Amazing
hahahahaha! absolutely funny!
Yikes!!!
What a fantastic joke, and only poor wee seamanab was nice enough to give you a wee star. What a gentleman you are seamanab well done.
Rotflmao... Never heard that one.. but i do like Seaman's answer the old bloke.. LOL Wouldnt mind taking him for a ride down the V rode..
hey wat could u say LOL he was sitting on her