Why men die first....how funny is this?!


Question: Why men die first

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you..... .it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks..... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference.
If you cry............ you're a wimp.
If you don't........ you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you......... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form/frilly underwear.....you're a pervert.
If you don't............. .you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave legs/keep in shape. you're sexist.
If you don't................. you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ............ you're vain.
If you don't ........... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers............. you're after something.
If you don't .............. you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don't you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ........... she's tired.
If you have a headache............ you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often ......... you're oversexed.
If you don't.............. there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.


Answers: Why men die first

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you..... .it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks..... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference.
If you cry............ you're a wimp.
If you don't........ you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you......... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form/frilly underwear.....you're a pervert.
If you don't............. .you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave legs/keep in shape. you're sexist.
If you don't................. you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ............ you're vain.
If you don't ........... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers............. you're after something.
If you don't .............. you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don't you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ........... she's tired.
If you have a headache............ you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often ......... you're oversexed.
If you don't.............. there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

i have at last found a woman....worthy of me......i love you.....now i can die happy...seamanab xxx

I hope i live long...

luckily i'm a girl =]

hahahaha

thats sooo funny and true!! lol its nice to be a girl!!

That was good...haha

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i dont like the sounds of that

men do die first as it there way of getting out ... of things ..

hahaha i those things are ture and funny LOL keep it up



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