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Question: Ok, this guy was japaneese and didn't know english, so he went by a park and he heard a kid say "yes". He walked by another park and heard "Because he stole my lolipop". Then he kept walking and past by a store called "Forks and Knives! Forks And Knives!" Then he walked past a computer store and saw a sign that said " plug it in, plug it in!" Then, he walks by a church singing Hallaulah! So then a cop walked up to him and said:
(police): Did you kill this man?
(guy): Yes
(police): why?
(guy):because he stole my lolipop
(police): what did you kill him with?
(guy): forks and knives! Forks and Knives!
(police): you're going in the electric chair
(guy): Plug it in! Plug it in!
(police): get in the car.
(guy): Hallaulah!


I know, this is a really bad joke


Answers: Ok, this guy was japaneese and didn't know english, so he went by a park and he heard a kid say "yes". He walked by another park and heard "Because he stole my lolipop". Then he kept walking and past by a store called "Forks and Knives! Forks And Knives!" Then he walked past a computer store and saw a sign that said " plug it in, plug it in!" Then, he walks by a church singing Hallaulah! So then a cop walked up to him and said:
(police): Did you kill this man?
(guy): Yes
(police): why?
(guy):because he stole my lolipop
(police): what did you kill him with?
(guy): forks and knives! Forks and Knives!
(police): you're going in the electric chair
(guy): Plug it in! Plug it in!
(police): get in the car.
(guy): Hallaulah!


I know, this is a really bad joke

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  • nice. :D

    Hahahahhahahahha that is genuis

    what's the question?

    Lame! Sorry!

    Meh i have heard better and i have... nope i have heard way better sorry.

    bad joke.... Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

    There are seven of them!

    wow awesome joke that one really made my afternoon we need more jokes like that

    Because it has murder and god said: Do not murder

    lol luv it



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