Funny Jokes!?!


Question: As you know, i've asked this question already, but it wouldn't let me see my question so i'll say this joke again:

There is a magical mountain. Whatever you say, you will land on. One person said "i want to land on feathers", so he did. The second person said "pillows". the third person tripped on a rock and said "Crap!"


Answers: As you know, i've asked this question already, but it wouldn't let me see my question so i'll say this joke again:

There is a magical mountain. Whatever you say, you will land on. One person said "i want to land on feathers", so he did. The second person said "pillows". the third person tripped on a rock and said "Crap!"

it is semi funny______________A Blonde guy, a Mexican guy, and a Chineese guy were working on the top floor of a constuction site together fo a few weeks. One day after lunch the Mexican guy burst out saying "Im tired of burritos! My wife is always packing burritos for lunch! I swear if I get burritos for lunch again, Im going to jump off this building!" The Chineese guy said "Yeah! Just because Im Chineese doesnt mean I like noodles! If I get noodles again, Im jumping off too!!" And the Blonde guy says "Yeah, me too! I hate grilled cheese! One more time and Im off!" So the next day they all jump off the building and die. When their wives got to them, they were all a mess of shock and disbelief. "If I knew he would really jump, Id never have packed him burritos everyday!" Cried the Mexican guys wife. "And Id never have packed noodles everyday!" Wailed the Chinese mans wife. Everyone turned to the Blonde mans wife, who wasn't crying, but was the most quiet. When she realized everyone was looking at her, she shook her head and said "He packs his own l

that would suck

nope, not that funny.
there's magician work on a cruise ship. The ship captain got a parrot, which know every trick that magican going to perform (since he's always on the ship and see every freaking shows). So, parrot always tell the audience what's going to happen before magician do his trick. One day, magican get so p!ss off that so shoot the parrot, but miss and hit a gas tank instead. The ship blow up, everyone die except the parrot and magician clinging to a piece of wood. So after spend a few hours on the sea, the parrot said: "alright, i give up, where is the damn ship"

Oh, sick. Lmfao.

is that supposed to be funny???

I'v heard the same thing only it was what ever you said you turned into.

LOL! that is so funny

would you read my joke?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

lol
:)
funny!

Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That bloke is in deep $h!t!!!

Funny! 100!

o good one!!!! lol it took me a second but i understood it!!! lol, ANOTHER good question asked by Elise L!!!! lololoool



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