Celebration?!
Question: A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Answers: A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Very funny!!! The second one had me rolling though! Guess you know where my mind is.
ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha
have a star
Lol, i like the first one.
funny
Very nice joke.
lmao..haha...xx
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, very very good. star to you sir!
(for the sperm bank one btw)
funny