Which ones funnier!???!
Question: It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch.
He turns around and there she is, scowlng at him. He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back down the walk and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can't stand it.
Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business, but why'd you kiss her down there?"
Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning!"
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
"I know that smart-alec Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
"Not Tex," said the second. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
"I know Tex better than any of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now!"
Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
Answers: It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch.
He turns around and there she is, scowlng at him. He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back down the walk and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can't stand it.
Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business, but why'd you kiss her down there?"
Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning!"
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
"I know that smart-alec Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
"Not Tex," said the second. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
"I know Tex better than any of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now!"
Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
very funny thanks for sharing.
EDIT forgot to say i like both of them.
i like the second one, you chose your best answer too soon so i have to leave a coment, you get a star form me Report It
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