A guy comes to work one morning, all black and blue and beat up?!
Question: And his buddy at work asked him what the heck happened.
"Well, you wouldn't believe it. I was watching this cute little number on the sidewalk when I was driving in the car, and sure enough, I bumped into the back of this other car. IDIOT! I thought to myself. Well, I got out to look at the damage, and sure enough, the other car door opened and out stepped a dwarf! Ironic huh? Anyway, he comes back to look at the damage too, and he stammers over and says, 'I am NOT happy!'. So, I replied, which one are you... Sneezy? The fight was on after that."
Answers: And his buddy at work asked him what the heck happened.
"Well, you wouldn't believe it. I was watching this cute little number on the sidewalk when I was driving in the car, and sure enough, I bumped into the back of this other car. IDIOT! I thought to myself. Well, I got out to look at the damage, and sure enough, the other car door opened and out stepped a dwarf! Ironic huh? Anyway, he comes back to look at the damage too, and he stammers over and says, 'I am NOT happy!'. So, I replied, which one are you... Sneezy? The fight was on after that."
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Cheers for making me laugh :-)
He turned out to be Grumpy