Men think fast!!?!
Question: The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim
naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast!
Answers: The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim
naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast!
LMAO...
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Awesome dawg...
Lovely joke... I was giggling so loud that my frnds also wanted to know wat I read!!!
Great pal...
A star for yu...
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Nice joke,and yes they can.
lol he wants to see them naked very smart
Haha, my mom told me this joke as a little kid. Haha thats sooo funny. Thanks for a days laugh! And yes, men do think fast!
clever, i like it
haha quite funny
ROFLMAO !!! Brilliant.
Where did you get this from, jux great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaHaHa!
It is a trait and old man could maintain it
that is pretty funny was there a question
Owned! ^_^
i hat man when they think they are better then women
That was pretty good. I will be using that one.
Here's a star for you.
That's awesome!!
AHAHAHAHAHA, that'll teach those tarts not to tresspass!!
Bet the old man got a good looky :-P
Good joke, made me laugh thank you.
Hope you have a good day Hun ;-)
he he lol