Not for kids..............!!?!
Question: Mummy,mummy...the little girl said. When you go to heaven does god pull you up by the legs?
Oh no ..replied her mum...why do you ask?
After you'd gone shopping yesterday i saw the lady from next door.She was lying in her garden shouting..Oh god..i'm coming..i'm coming..and i think she would have gone,mummy,if daddy hadn't been holding her down!!
Answers: Mummy,mummy...the little girl said. When you go to heaven does god pull you up by the legs?
Oh no ..replied her mum...why do you ask?
After you'd gone shopping yesterday i saw the lady from next door.She was lying in her garden shouting..Oh god..i'm coming..i'm coming..and i think she would have gone,mummy,if daddy hadn't been holding her down!!
Rotfl. How busted can her daddy get lol.
ha ha ha
I like that one!
LOL...!!!!!!!!!!!!
its hard to make some1 laugh in the mornin but u do it
hahahhaha thats funny hehehehe
lol nice... xD
hahahaha good one
predictable
haha good one :]
hahaha thats realy funny
Hahaha! I bet the mom was pissed off after that.
Hheeeeeeeeyyyyy! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was rip-roaringly funny! LMAO!!!
hahahahahahaha....
hilarious
AHahah, your on a roll today arent you?
good one you can always rely on good old dad
haha
nice!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
niiiiiiice thats a good 1.... STAR
you are the best
thankyou for made laugh
hahahahahaha
Yeah...funnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
too funny...thanks for the early morning laugh:)
hahaha.. very funny
hehe
Funny! 100!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Rofl I see someone took their happy pills today and is kind enough to share!! ~~Peace~~
LOL, but you know by the title you put I bet that almost all the answers are from kids ^_^
I've heard that one before lol
at least the kid thinks her dads a hero..........seamanab