Joke.!!........?!
Question: A nun walked into an off licence and asked the owner for a 5* bottle of brandy.
Well i'm not sure said the owner.it's a bit unusual to sell a sister of the church alchohol.
Oh don't worry she assured him ,it's for the mother superior,she's suffering from constipation.
Well in that case,i'm happy to,said the owner.A coule of hours later ,he closed up his shop and was heading home when he saw a figure slouched up against the wall.
As he got nearer,he realized it was the nun,half sozzled with the bottle of brandy 3/4 empty.''Hey'' he cried angrily,look at the state of you. I only gave you the brandy because you told me it was for your mother superior's constipation.
That's right ' she slurred, it is.When she sees the state of me,she'll sh*t herself..
Answers: A nun walked into an off licence and asked the owner for a 5* bottle of brandy.
Well i'm not sure said the owner.it's a bit unusual to sell a sister of the church alchohol.
Oh don't worry she assured him ,it's for the mother superior,she's suffering from constipation.
Well in that case,i'm happy to,said the owner.A coule of hours later ,he closed up his shop and was heading home when he saw a figure slouched up against the wall.
As he got nearer,he realized it was the nun,half sozzled with the bottle of brandy 3/4 empty.''Hey'' he cried angrily,look at the state of you. I only gave you the brandy because you told me it was for your mother superior's constipation.
That's right ' she slurred, it is.When she sees the state of me,she'll sh*t herself..
Lmao, you must stop!!! My cheeks and my sides are really getting messed up on your jokes! ; ) ~~Peace~~
ROTFLMFAO
o good one .. ha ha ha .... he he he ... ha ha ha.. a star //..
I could make a habit out of listening to your jokes. Cheers.
Not that funny.
ROTFLMBO. That was so freaking funny. Star for you.
Thanks for the laugh when i truely needed it.