What do you think of these jokes/sayings?!
Question: A good thing to say to a new guy you met at a bar and took home to have sex with: Is this your first time?
You know you don't care about someone if you can walk by them and fart and you don't even care. In fact, you go back and do it again. You don't even say excuse me.
Do you think I'm warped? Do you want to go out with me?
Call me. Anyone, Call me.
And this is the end of my public message.
What did you think of my jokes?
Answers: A good thing to say to a new guy you met at a bar and took home to have sex with: Is this your first time?
You know you don't care about someone if you can walk by them and fart and you don't even care. In fact, you go back and do it again. You don't even say excuse me.
Do you think I'm warped? Do you want to go out with me?
Call me. Anyone, Call me.
And this is the end of my public message.
What did you think of my jokes?
Umm, could use some work. The farting one isn't all that funny. In reality most people only fart comfortably around people they like, or are comfortable with.
I do like the one where you ask if we think you are warped. Mostly though it's used up in some form or another.
And seriously why would you take a New Guy home from the bar to have sex. Do you really not care about your life?
Lol, they're funny.
:)
uhhhhhh......huh?
i think you may be heavily intoxicated sleep in the bathroom tonite
they are pretty funny!! LOL!