How can i really annoy my mother?!
Question: funny ways please!
Answers: funny ways please!
So! you and your mother are asking the same question!
Get a tongue/belly button piercing.
Call her a schmuck.
shoot her in the foot.
Show her this question you've posted on the worldwide web. She'll be very disappointed you're so unimaginative.
Or you could get a bright pink mohawk. Mothers hate it when their children are punks.
Join a cult!
You don't suppose to do that, you suppose to love your mother.
There are several ways I've done it for fun....
My favorite one is to be rediculously respectful.lol I do her every command and apologize for the tiniest mistakes ever. Then I ask for permission to do things that I normally wouldn't have to ask permission for.
It drives her nuts!
Get a Nose Ring and run away with the band
say what to everything she says..... WHAT!
Flush all her birth control pills down the toilet.
Buy yourself one of those Pregnant suits, when you see her, say " Hi Grandma"
Bring home a man covered in tattoos, with a mohawk, a bottle of booze in one hand, a smoke in the other, and the "marijuana" symbol all over his clothes and introduce him as your new fiancé.
Ask her stupid questions and when she answers ask,"Why?".Put tin foil on your face and scare her.Ask her for something expensive and when she says no call her a meanie bo beanie.And buy her a subscription to National Geographic Kids for Mother's day.
if you wear make up put it on really thick so you look like a hooker & say it is the rage....or get a washable tattoo or washout pink haircolour Just pick one for one day or she'll be on to you
let your mom catch you having sex with a homeless person on her bed while you get a small boy dress like a mailman and make him dance for you. and have one of your best friend hid on your mother's closest and start crying and masturbating at the same time. get tons of beer and invite 3 midgets and a donkey. Also let me video tape and i send it to your mom so you would never forget what happen.
DON'T anoy your mom she had to squeeze your fat head out of her...
tell her you are pregnant and you don't know the dad
be a really good girl...make her breakfast in bed every morning before getting yourself to school on time...clean the house...do the washing, ironing, get a job and pay all the bills...bring her home some hot men and stay off the computer!