Funniest Joke??!
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Answers: Thats right give me your best, I dont care what kind of jokes
Not the funniest but one of my favorites to tell because of the reaction it gets.
A woman walks into a dermatologists office asking for a face lift. The dermatologist tells the woman "You know, we just received this brand new product called the Dial. It requires a minimal amount of surgery and allows you to adjust your look yourself. All we do is implant the Dial at the back of your head and you turn it tightening the skin, eliminating wrinkles. It's really quite remarkable." The woman is ecstatic that such a product exists and immediately has the Dial implanted. A few weeks go by when the dermatologist receives a call from the woman claiming she's completely unsatisfied with the product. It's left her with horrible saddle bags under her eyes making her look even older than she had previously been. The dermatologists is shocked at the news and asks her to come in so she can get to the root of the problem. The woman arrives at the office and the dermatologist gives her a quick examination.
The dermatologist asks, "Ma'am. How often do you turn the Dial?"
The woman tentatively replies "Every now and then... Why?"
"Well, those aren't saddle bags under your eyes. Those are your breasts."
"Oh. Well that explains the goatee."
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A Big guy and a Wee guy in a pub big guy smacks wee guy then says thats karate from korea 2 minutes later big guy smacks wee guy again and says thats kung fu from japan wee guy leaves pub and returns 10 minutes later and smacks big guy and says to barman when that big C**t wakes up tell him that was a shovel from B&Q!
The head waiter brings the bill and she's horrified to see the total: $150! She didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?"
The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he's never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges.
She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door, "I'm sorry to bother you Miss, but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that just now."
"Oh it's quite simple, really," she replies. "I love to have my breasts held when I'm being screwed."
Funniest Joke
my friend ate some poo this morning and have a bad smell on him we call him shitman
Crystal...you're a doll...I laughed. Thanx.