Jokes dont take offence?!
Question: A policeman stops a motorist and says,"Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?"the motorist says,"Why, have i got a fat bird next to me?"
Answers: A policeman stops a motorist and says,"Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?"the motorist says,"Why, have i got a fat bird next to me?"
hahaha...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out. " The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now!!
It made me chuckle.
By "bird" did you mean woman? Isn't that an English phrase?
No, not funny.
i dont get it :(
what??
that still has offense to women!!!