Confucius says funny stuff hehe?!
Question: Confucius Say...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Elevator smell different to midget.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say too damn much.
Answers: Confucius Say...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Elevator smell different to midget.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say too damn much.
I love confucius! LOL!
What about...... "Man who has sex on ground get peace on earth!" and "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky!"
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hahaahhaahaha...funny one..
lol
Confucius is hilarious.
Some are funny but some are really hilarious.
I agree ;)
lol very nice
roflmao...xx..great ones..* 4 u
nice one babes