Did you get your letter from God?!
Question: After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter stood before his boss, ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you discovered?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders... you name it -- a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "But I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter personally signed by me to each one of these good people." And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said? (scroll down)
Answers: After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter stood before his boss, ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you discovered?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders... you name it -- a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "But I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter personally signed by me to each one of these good people." And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said? (scroll down)
lol... i get it...that was really funny..... did you make that up I have never heard that before it was really good
lol?
Nope, atheists are not on his mailing list. We are having too much degenerate fun
HAHAHAHA!!!
nice :)
yeah i got my letter he said "F.U." didnt quite understand it myself .. but i always seem to get the same one all the time .. hmmm strange :P
no, and probably never will !!
ya he said i get a stimulus check this year
umm no, i didn't get a letter......so what did the letter say?
nope shes not talking to me never has
i got the letter!!!=) HA HA HA HA LOL LOL!!!!!=)
huh? that letter was from god? i thought someone april fooled me! damn
i heard the clean version
basically the oral sex part was completely cut out, much funnier. Cause the letter skipped me, and im virgin! :D
but cute just the same. id give it a 6, but clean an 8