Witty comeback to a person who calls me gay and a girl?!
Question: There is someone who is really homophobic, and calls me gay and a girl but he used to go out with my friend (who is a girl) who I kind of fancy, but when she heard him calling me that he stopped, but now she dumped him he is calling me gay and a girl again. I want something witty to say that will hit him hard and wipe that smug smile off his face. any ideas?
P.S. This isn't a joke or a riddle, I just didn't know where to post this but found that people with sort of the same problem have posted there problems here.
Answers: There is someone who is really homophobic, and calls me gay and a girl but he used to go out with my friend (who is a girl) who I kind of fancy, but when she heard him calling me that he stopped, but now she dumped him he is calling me gay and a girl again. I want something witty to say that will hit him hard and wipe that smug smile off his face. any ideas?
P.S. This isn't a joke or a riddle, I just didn't know where to post this but found that people with sort of the same problem have posted there problems here.
Tell him "I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now".
Ignore him and soon enough he will get bored of it and stop.
I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get :-)
You could try shouting "No I won't "Insert unpleasant sexual act" you!
or "Why do you care if i'm gay so much?"
just say yeah so?
at least im open 2 my sexuality. why wont u just admit urs?
you do not need to stoop to this childish level that he has, you are the bigger person if you ignore this idiot
say, "wow that is retarded."
or just ignore him, don't listen to him no matter how much he asks for help. Soon, he will stop.
sounds like he's keen on you.or perhaps he has found out that the girl likes you more than him
Why bother trying to be witty? Do you think he's being funny? Do you want to amuse him? No wonder he is saying those things.
just ignore he will go away
Ignore him The other day, somebody on here wrote something about wrestling with pigs. If you get down to their level, you get just as muddy as the pig, and the pig enjoys wrestling.
"I'm flattered you feel that way, but I'm saving myself for marriage, and you're not my type anyway!"
[It's double whammy - for calling you a girl, and being "gay pretty"]
Or if you're feeling really secure, try the EEyore [from Winnie the Pooh] response, "Thanks for noticin' !"
By the way, Robin Hood, it's not hard to tell who gives everyone a thumbs down when they answer !....
Say "your only saying that because you dont know which way to turn yourself"
hmm, toughie, if he says you are a girl say something like "oh, is that because you find me so attractive and want to go out with me?" and if he says you are gay you could say something like "well, im a hell of a lot happier (ie gay) than *you* now that she dumped you!" or you could say "i heard that she dumped you because you actually had gay feelings for me, even though i am not, i find it terribly flattering, and i am aware that you are trying to find someone like yourself however do not reciprocate"
i dont know, say something about her dumping him though, potentially because he wanted a relationship with you...
yeah, or you could say really loudly "will you stop coming on to me?? I am not interested!!"
Say, "If you want my "come back", tell your mom to spit"
it's pretty grose, but you will def have the upper hand..lol
You should say "Yeah I am and I want to make you my b*tch, and trust me, I'm all man baby!"
Obviously an interesting glimpse into his world of sexual fantasy!
the idea behind a witty comment is that it comes from your own wit.... on the spot.
there isn't a fool proof comment, but you need to figure out if you're gay, or secretly a girl living in a boy's body. if you're neither, then just say, "sorry bro, but i'm not gay." don't let his comments bug you.
Ask him if its true that he was dumped because its HIM that prefers the company of men?Or, Tell him that you haven't heard any complaints from his mother/grandmother/sister/aunt the last time you fcuked em!! Make sure you do it front o a crowd for maximum effect tho.
Ignore and he will stop
Put your head up and just walk away
when he says your gay say, yeah and your next big boy,
or when he calls you a girl say, HA well that would mean you can get beat up by a girl, which would make you more of a girl and more of a gay. he will soon shut up.
p.s only say that if you can actually beat him up, he is most likely jelous cus the girl he went out with probly fancies you. :D
Yes. The best way is to just ignore him altogether. This kind of people have themselves an inferiority complex, they just need to pick on someone; usually it's people who have similar weaknesses than they themselves.
Smack him in the face! I know people say violence never solves anything, but it does. Give him a right dig in the face and sort the men from the boys. He wont say anything to you again let alone call you gay and a girl.
Or you could always flirt with him. Pinch his bum and put your arns round him. He sounds homophobic and if he thought you was actually gay, he wouldn't say anything to you at all in case you fancy him.
Go "am I a pretty girl" and wink
when he calls you gay say sorry i'm not trying to follow your footsteps and when he calls you a girl say like you are thats kinda creepy dude.
U R A GAYLORD, no wonder he calls you GAY !
Just ignore him
say to him
'well you weren't complaining last night in bed were you'
and you could try
'now be a darling and run along now'
on the end if you wanted but you have to say it really confidently or you'll look like a tw*t