Funny ADULT riddles..:)?!
Question: Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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Answers: Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
# Star if you like #
Good one lol. Its a pity I can only give U one star tho :(
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Lol some of them r funny some of them r stupid ok?
Funny, lol
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lol funny!!
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