Three Irishmen were in a bar, playing cards?!
Question: Murphy was losing when he suddenly clutched his chest and slomped on the table. Dead.
Out of respect to their friend the other two finished the game standing up.
Paddy says to Mick, 'One of us has to go tell his misses. but we have to be tactful, we don't want to shock her'
'Sure' says Mick 'I'll go, I can be tactful, its my middle name.'
He knocks on the door and Murphy's wife opens it.
'I have to tell you, Murphy's been gambling and he's lost ￡500
'What,well tell him to drop dead'
'Yes,yes misses I surely will'
Answers: Murphy was losing when he suddenly clutched his chest and slomped on the table. Dead.
Out of respect to their friend the other two finished the game standing up.
Paddy says to Mick, 'One of us has to go tell his misses. but we have to be tactful, we don't want to shock her'
'Sure' says Mick 'I'll go, I can be tactful, its my middle name.'
He knocks on the door and Murphy's wife opens it.
'I have to tell you, Murphy's been gambling and he's lost ￡500
'What,well tell him to drop dead'
'Yes,yes misses I surely will'
That was soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
I can't stop laughing
lol!
That's quite funny
ha ha
thats mean... but still funny :)
When I posted this joke a while ago I got a violation due to some t*sser leaving their sense of humour at home. B*stards!