What's the best joke you've ever heard?!
Question: ???I dont care what kind but just to give me a good laugh! LOL
Answers: ???I dont care what kind but just to give me a good laugh! LOL
Two men are playing golf and they spot some women down on the green. One of the men start to go over to ask if they want to play with them. He gets about 3/4 of the way there when he turns around and comes back. The other man says,"Why did you come back?" And the first man says,"You're not going to believe this but the first women is my wife and the second is my mistress!" The other man says,"Oh, that's a bad combo, you better let me handle this. . ." The other man starts to go over and then turns back just like the first man. The first man says,"Why did you come back?" And the other man says," Funny story. . ."
sex
a duck walked into a bar
QUACK!
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Kind of corny
A leprechaun named Shamus goes into a bar and sits in a booth
he asks how much for one shot and the bar keep says
" Twenty bucks Shamus"
Shamus then stands on the table and shouts, " Can I borrow some change cause I'm a little short, woohoo"