Why do these Professionals sound "dirty" in the course of their duty??!


Question: The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because she says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The interior decorator because (s)he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The mailman because he always delivers his package.

The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.


Answers: The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because she says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The interior decorator because (s)he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The mailman because he always delivers his package.

The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

omg thatz so funni
have a star
so do u like it
teased or blown?

Only in YOUR mind!

daaamn perv
what about bubble gum:
you can blow it
pop it
suck it
swallow or spit
=]

that was funny dont pay attention to those jerks above me

dont tell any1, ROFLMAO

depend on your thinking, lol....

Thanks for the laugh

giggle. i can see wot u mean chick... :)



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