Would you call this love, lust, or... marriage??!
Question: LOVE: When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST: When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you're allowed.
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
Answers: LOVE: When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST: When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you're allowed.
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
That was cute. You get a star!
marriage!! definately marriage!!!
lol thats funni
haha loved it
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that is so true!!!!! LOL!!!! FUNNY!!!!
good
cute. i'm not any where yet! :(
Ain't it the truth!
Ain't that the truth...
lol
i like the second and third best =D ...the other two were just not that funny...
sex in marriage
1. room sex- in every room of the house
2. bedroom sex- quietly, in case the kids hear
3. corridor sex- where you pass each other in the corridor and snarl 'f*** you' at eachother.
LOL.....
Marriage defo
lol