Before and After.. haha.. funny or not?!
Question: BEFORE MARRIAGE
John- Ah... At last. I can hardly wait.
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don't even think that!
Jane- Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance I get!
Jane- Will you ignore me?
John- Heck no! Are you crazy?
Jane- Can I trust you?
John- Yes
Jane- Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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Answers: BEFORE MARRIAGE
John- Ah... At last. I can hardly wait.
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don't even think that!
Jane- Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance I get!
Jane- Will you ignore me?
John- Heck no! Are you crazy?
Jane- Can I trust you?
John- Yes
Jane- Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom back to the top.
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Lol! Very funny...and true!
HAHA, another funny one :D
hahahhahahahhaahahah
literally still laughing.
that's hilarious.
yes,
but hopefully no marriage comes to that.
Hahaaa yeah it's funny how it works that way =]
lol thts kewl!!
hahaha. that's so funny!
haha. thats funny. your pretty good.
Lol. That was funny
I read this earlier tonight and thought it was quite good.
hehe funny
marriage jokes bug me, not everyone marries a slut that theyll regret getting married 2 and get in fights with all the time, i hope u realize that, f**kers
lmao
,lol
LMAO!
A great joke.
It is also very true.
lmao! thats funny ;]
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hah thats good. :)
Lol that is hilarious!!!
Lol!!!!!
Lmao. Nice one.
haha! i luv it!
lol....that was funny.......I bet many can relate to it as well, hehehehe
different subject.....where can i find that saxophone ICON you have?
totally love that.
OMG at first I didnt get it like when I read it from top-bottom. LOL then I read it like you said and laughed my head off!!!
Bravo
Funny! 100!
yes excellent worth a star.
Lmao, very clever.
hee hee thats great!!!!
actually every marriage always sucked and always will
true for me. lmao!!
another good one lol