God is watching - funny or not?!
Question: Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,"take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A boy wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Answers: Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,"take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A boy wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
awww that is so cute and sweet.
cute...hahah
HA HA HA i love that one
Haha, thats a cute one.
Cute very funny.
Ha Ha! Thats cute.
lol, that's funny.
Haha, That's good.
oh i know that one
y did almost everyone say cute. its not cute its FUNNY =]
LOL! (not that funny).
I LOVE your joke--very funny!. It reminded me of this one:
A burglar broke into a house one night. Thinking the coast was clear, he shined his flashlight around to look for valuables. He picked up a CD player to stuff into his sack. A very peculiar, falsetto voice from somewhere in the room said, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin. He immediately switched off the flashlight, and remained motionless, straining to hear movement or voices. Nothing happened for a couple of minutes, so he chalked it up to his own imagination, and turned his light back on.
He picked up the VCR player, and again, clear as a bell, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." He quickly shined his light around the room, and discovered a parrot, perched near the picture window. "Hey! Did you say that?" he snarled at the bird.
"Yep. I'm trying to warn you," the parrot squawked.
"Warn me, huh?" The burglar relaxed, and said, "And who are you?"
"Moses", replied the parrot.
"Moses?!" the burglar laughed out loud. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?!"
The parrot quipped, "The same people who named their Rottweiler, Jesus."