Marriage jokes. Star if u like it?!
Question: Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Marriage is an institution in which
a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters!
The formula for a happy marriage
is the same as how to live in California -
If you find a fault don't dwell on it.
Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of "Rings":
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The Suffering
And the Enduring.
Then there was a man who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married -
And, then it was too late."
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Last winter, a man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude, because it taught him how much his wife loved him.
She was so thrilled to have him around, that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!"
Answers: Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Marriage is an institution in which
a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters!
The formula for a happy marriage
is the same as how to live in California -
If you find a fault don't dwell on it.
Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of "Rings":
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The Suffering
And the Enduring.
Then there was a man who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married -
And, then it was too late."
--------------------------------------...
Last winter, a man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude, because it taught him how much his wife loved him.
She was so thrilled to have him around, that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!"
AHH! There pretty good!
not only good but almost true to the point that it isn't funny
hahahahaha nicee
Last one is great!! lmao!!
good
My wife and I went to a wedding. When the bride came down the ailse, my wife started crying. "What's the matter, dear?" I asked.
She said, "I always cry at weddings."
"Why?" I asked. "They don't all have to turn out like ours."
Wocka-wocka-wocka.
I wish I could take credit for that, but it's one of Rodney Dangerfield's.
i lyke da lewks of yew
*gorgeous hair*
*perfect body *
*beautiful eyes*
that's enough about me,
lets hear about yourself
~I wish i was barbie that brat has everything~
Only one shopping day left until tomorrow.......
i refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that i don't know the answer.
But I enjoyed the joke...????
♂
GREAT ONE.lolol
thats funny.... passing it on .
These are really funny!