Is this a suitable opening joke for the Democratic National Convention?!


Question: Where was God

God was missing for six days. Eventually,
Michael, the archangel, found him, resting
on the seventh day. He inquired of God.
"Where have you been?" God sighed a deep
sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael.
Look what I've made." Archangel Michael
looked puzzled, and said, "What is it"? "It's
a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life
on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts
of earth. "For example, northern Europe will
be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over there I've placed a continent of white
people, and over there is a continent of
black people. Balance in all things," God
continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."


Answers: Where was God

God was missing for six days. Eventually,
Michael, the archangel, found him, resting
on the seventh day. He inquired of God.
"Where have you been?" God sighed a deep
sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael.
Look what I've made." Archangel Michael
looked puzzled, and said, "What is it"? "It's
a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life
on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts
of earth. "For example, northern Europe will
be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over there I've placed a continent of white
people, and over there is a continent of
black people. Balance in all things," God
continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."

Yes I saw it yesterday and said I couldn't stop laughing. I had yet another laugh at it today. It sounds like a very suitable joke to me.

yes.....ofcourse.....and i think this is the most intellectual way of doing it! and one of the best function of art is to awake national consciousness...........and an artist of rare talent like you can do it perfectly well Dondi.....
it is something of this kind that was done long ago by John Dryden and Alexander Pope........the mock epics they used were for purposes of the like....

Yes of course!!

It's funny and not offensive.

yes, i LUV it!!!

I liked it a lot

Does it mean look wot i put over there as in the UK?

if so ...its not very funny at all!

I absolutely loved this so much as it is so true about us Washington state people as we are a nice bunch and the other washington's ' the ones that don't know their azz from a hole in the ground. lol

and the rebulican convention as well.



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