Good Jokes/Riddles?!
Question: what are some good jokes/riddles that you guys know? i mean like trick ones. for example...
me: say ten ten times fast
you: ten ten ten ten ten etc.
me: what are aluminum cans made of?
you: tin!
me: wrong! aluminum cans are made of aluminum!
Answers: what are some good jokes/riddles that you guys know? i mean like trick ones. for example...
me: say ten ten times fast
you: ten ten ten ten ten etc.
me: what are aluminum cans made of?
you: tin!
me: wrong! aluminum cans are made of aluminum!
me: say coast 10 times
you: coast coast coast etc
me: say boast 10 times
you: boast boast boast etc
me: what do you put in a toaster?
you: toast
me: no. You put in bread haha
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me : pronounce c.u.l.y.
(you say it like this) : cully/cooly
me: pronounce m-u-l-y
you say it like this: mully/mooly
me: pronounce h-u-l-y
you say it like this: hully/hooly
me : pronounce j-u-l-y
you say it like this: jully/jooly
me : hahaha no its JU - LYE (July)
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hope u got that one
you:say four 4times
person:4,4,4,4
you:now spell it 4 times
person:f-o-u-r f-o-u-r f-o-u-r f-o-u-r
you:(repeat 1 and 2)
you:now what do you eat soup with
person:fork
you:i eat it with a spoon
YEAH IM NOT SURE IF IT WILL WORK CAUSE I GOT IT FROM DRAKE AND JOSH
me: say silk.
you: silk.
me: say it four times.
you:silk silk silk silk
me: now say it four times fast.
you SILK.SILK.SILK.SILK!
me: what do cows drink?
you: MILK!!!!!
me: no. they drink water.
you: *sad*
me: say silk 5 times
you: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk
me: spell it 4 times
you: s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k-
me: say it 7 times again
you: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk, silk, silk
me: ok spell it 6 times
you: s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k- s-i-l-k-
me: what do cows drink?
you: milk
me: no they don't drink milk, they drink water........
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I hope you liked it!
:)
you:say silk 5 times fast
them:silk silk silk silk silk
you:what do cows drink?
them:milk
you:wrong they drink water you idiot
first ask the person a couple of these jokes till they get the idea
you say: say milk 11 times
they say: milk milk ...
you say: what do calves drink
they say: water
you say: No they drink milk!!
lol i did this on my mom and it worked
ok jokes
put 8 after every finger your counting.some people mess up and don't say 88 and say 18 28 38 48 58 68 78 98.They have the illusion for a second that they have 11 fingers
you: say toast
person: toast
you: say toast
person: toast
you: spell toast
person: t-o-a-s-t
you: say toast five more times
person: toast, toast, toast, toast, toast
you: spell toast backwards
person: t-s-a-o-t
you: say toast
person: toast
you: say toast four more times
person: toast, toast, toast, toast
you: say toast
person: toast
you: what do you put in a toaster?
person: toast
you: no, BREAD!
=)
No. I am not that creative. |: <
ok i got one, everyone i told this one fell for it
ok
me :say i am a man or women after everythingi say(depending on their gender)
you:ok
me: i went to a party
you:i am a man
me:i met a girl
you:i am a man
me: i went home with them
you: i am a man
me:your in her bed
you: i am a man
me: she wispered in your ear
you: i am a man
ha ha i about dyed when i first heard it
me:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 ate 9 lol
So cute and it always cracks me up haha
Umm
Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems!
Get it?
umm..........
Yo mama is so fat that she sat around the house
^^My friend used to tell that joke in the 4th grade non-stop haha