~how was your first time~?!
Question: It was my first time ever, And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again, Without a single regret.
The sky was dark, The moon was high,
We were all alone: Just she and I.
Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers Down her spine.
I didn't know how But I tried my best,
I started by placing My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread Her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame;
All at once The white stuff came.
At last it's finished, It's all over now.
My first time ever At milking a cow...
Answers: It was my first time ever, And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again, Without a single regret.
The sky was dark, The moon was high,
We were all alone: Just she and I.
Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers Down her spine.
I didn't know how But I tried my best,
I started by placing My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread Her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame;
All at once The white stuff came.
At last it's finished, It's all over now.
My first time ever At milking a cow...
Lol. You had me goin' there for a second Gorje. Lol.
OMG....LOL
haha nice that was unexpected
hahahaha. unexpected
LOL that was really good
sickly funny....but funny all the same lol
lol
okay why would a cow have blue eyes?????????????
haha
lol hahahahahahahaha man dats a goood one me and my friend were cracking up like hell in classs lol good one my friend good one
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:
She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:
He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.
Hilarious! Have a star!
lol star
hahaha...
that's dirty!! omg dirty!!! hahaha i did not expect that at all!!! thanks for the laughs!!
Lmao!
I remember reading this YEARS ago.
Haha. Good one.
This end was unexpected and I was thinking the rhyme scheme was a little, I don't know, strange for a poem as in depth as yours about a first time. I, however, never recall seeing a blue eyed cow. I've seen a blue eyed horse, but never a cow. Perhaps, though, they do exist. This was hysterical.
I absolutely loved that joke...too funny. I'm a sucker for a dirty joke...thanks that made my friday. I was getting turned on and they burst into laughter.....****star for you.
OMG This is like the most unexpected ending ever! Here i was so anxious to read a silly, romantic, slightly erotic poem...All ready to get turned on...But was suddenly, abruptly turned off at the ending line. Haha! Hilarious (and a bit frustrating though). Well Done! =)
WAHAHAHAHA! i almost choked on a biscuit!
Wahahaha! Hilarious! i still cant stop laughing lol!if only i can giv u more than 1 star! haha!
hmmm, didnt expect that lol ...
Ew you are so wrong
wow, no wonder Georgie they suspended you! . . . disappointed . . . and you know it pal!
*disappointed with myself for wild imagination, jumping the gun before the final line.
someone needs instructions on reading between the lines before awarding 'thumbs'
great imagination, great choice of words.
I've never seen a cows eyes in the moonlight, unlike my cousins, I never had a quick romp in the paddock when I was growing up lol.
ohh my goshhhh. this was written (or most) into an autograph book I had as a young girl.... I'd forgotten it..
so also was.
The night was dark n stormy,
the toilet light was dim,
I heard a crash
I heard a smash..
Good grief.......he's fallen in.
and.
did you ever hear of the 62nd naughty??????
eh you got a minute.?
eh, you commented re; nationality?? zashto? wot ru?
Ja mislim -- Russian /Poleski, mozda Ukrainski jelda?
oooooh nearly sounded dirrrty there Gorje haha but luckily my mind is clean :D looool :D