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Question: Doesnt matter clean or dirty


Answers: Doesnt matter clean or dirty

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Sorry we don't serve mushrooms here"
Mushroom says "Why not, I'm a fun guy (fungi)"

A pair of jumper cables walked into a bar.
"I'll have a gin and tonic." said the jumper cables.
Bartender responds,"I'll serve you,but I don't want you starting anything!"



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