Condom Promos -- Adults only?!
Question: Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your *****.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
Answers: Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your *****.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
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lmao i have heard em befor but ilove em there so funny!!!
Im 13, I get it and it is darn funny.
dont be silly wrap yer willy
lol
Chilly really condone ! One can correct other too!
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