OMG these girls are soo smart arent they(joke)??!


Question: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.


Answers: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.

lol!
that is so so so so so funny!
I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha (times infinity)
that was really funny! i will def give you a star!!!

I LOVE it !!!!!

:-)

haha that is very good. thanks for sharing.

haha.. that was pretty funny

Having been plowed into by a drunk driver going 60+ mph in the wrong lane, I'm not sure I find this funny ...

OM-Gosh lol that was hilarious star 4 u

yea that is pretty funny.

I saw it coming but it was very funny all the same!

hahahaha

HA LOL, hilarious your jokes are always dead funny lmao

That was good.

HA! Good one.

hahahaha to infinity and beyond... here's a star!

really funny and she was a very smart lady!!

They sure are. I read a joke like this one some time back but it was with a doctor and a lawyer, with the latter offering the doctor drink and then saying he's gonna wait for the police!

funny! i just added u to my contacts, so keep the jokes coming

Heard it before - but still funny!!

excellent have a star.
P.S
don't you ever sleep????????
you are in my contacts and i can guarantee when i check my email there is always mail from yahoo saying you have posted.
no matter when i check in you are always there ARE YOU STALKING ME HAHA? Your jokes are good by the way i am just messing with you.

haha that joke never gets old. i love hearing it every time. haha

lol, if he fell for that, he deserves to get played!! lol :)

Well, some guy named Jake asked this one about 4mo ago, and I have the memory of a steel sieve, but I'll still star you, 'cause I'm having a good day so far. Actually got out of bed.

LOL!! that was really funny!

Woo wee thats one smart woman!!

**********STAR 4 U

Ha ha ha ha..........good one.

Hilarious! Have a star!

I want fi(uck)nd the women, please try to help me, Ha Ha Ha, why he has not done it before taking it? you may be told to the person to do that, Hi Hi Hi

I love witty and clever humour!!

thanks for the tip

i've never heard that joke b4 ...and bliv me , i dint see that coming at all! thats a good one, lol! i just shared it wit my class and it was animal!!!!!!! lol! thanks for the tip by the way....i'll try that sometime

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! thats really funny! you get a star



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