Blonde jokes dont say anything if you going to put a bad comment?!
Question: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The blonde nodded, 'I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?', asked the doctor.'
'No, from all that skipping.
Answers: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The blonde nodded, 'I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?', asked the doctor.'
'No, from all that skipping.
haha priceless, love the corner joke
huh.
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU: YES, IT IS A THREAT.
Haha...that was funny.
um not that funny and not cause I'm blond but because they weren't that funny. I've met alot of brunettes and redheads that are dumber than a box of rocks. and plus you don't put things on here only demanding for good, wonderful feedback. That isn't how it works, especially considering how it wasn't a good joke(s)
i love blonde jokes! heh. even if i am blonde myself.
first one, good. second one, good. last one, i didnt get it.
1st ones funny
lol
They're actualy quite funny
The first ones the best I think
HAHA! Thats great.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5
Heres another one...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
I hope you liked those =)!
hehe...i am a blond and think that it hillarious!!!! Good one!!
*2 blonds were driving in a car....they were driving past a plowed down corn field....seen another blond rowing a boat in the middle of the field.....the blond driving stopped the car and the passenger blond got out and yelled "its blonds like you that give blonds like us a bad name!!!" paused "if i new how to swim i would swim out there and kick your ***!!!"
A blonde a brunette and a redhead were having a swimming race. They agreed they would swim two laps breast stoke. The redhead won with the brunette a close second. A few hours later the blonde finally finished. She was enraged when she got out of the pool. "That's so unfair!" she said, "You girls used your arms!"
If, by your 1st statement, you are trying to essentially say; ". . but words can never hurt me"- I truly believe you are wrong. "Words can break a heart"!!
On the other hand; my youngest Daughter (who is a Blonde) & her Brother (who isn't), were a few years back, reading "Blonde Jokes" off of an Internet Web-site. I couldn't help but ask my Daughter; "Don't these "Blonde Jokes" bother you Dear?. . Because they are basically demeaning & offensive!. . And you are a Blonde yourself". To which she responded with an insight that I have never had, "No Mom. . They don't bother me at all. . Because I am not a Dumb Blonde!".
lol!! ive heard all of them though