Old blonde joke but good one!?!
Question: A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Answers: A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Luv it! That joke never gets old!!!!!!
Funny but old.
Hahahaha!!! Classic.
LMAO! I somehow never heard that before, but that's really good!
ahahahah ! heard it b 4 but still funny ...
HAHA soooo funny. NOT
Blonde jokes are discriminative and follow the same principles as any other discriminative behaviour - racism, sexism etc.
Do us all a favour and get some class.
this joke always makes me laugh!
That was a jolly good one.But i dont think that blondes should be at the receiving end.
lol dats funny
good 1! i LoVe it! wow haha
I don't get it!
there was this snow plow driver who noticed a car had been following him for about an hour. he stopped the plow & went to the car to ask if everything was allright & if they were lost.
The blonde in the car replied " My daddy always told me that whenever I was in a snowstorm to follow the snowplow & everything would be ok".
"well" said the plow driver. " I'll be going to Canadian tire in 10 minutes or so when I am finished plowing this walmart parking lot"
I always love that joke, its one of the best blonde jokes out there.
haha ...my friend told me that one years ago
still funny
lol!!!!!..love it!
I have hear this millions of times but it is so funny!