A dog in heat?!


Question: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laffin'...
You ain't livin'


Answers: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laffin'...
You ain't livin'

that was so good...ile let you in for a secret......all the crew thought they were doing well having a girl in every port...i always did better...i had a ..woman...in every port.....think about it...seamanab x..........a star for a star

lol, that is so so so funny!
i love it!

Ha ha ha, Nice one! Keep posting more funny jokes ;)!

Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump!...................................... Thats funny!

that's cute!
i like it, and i've never heard it before!

horrible, sorry, but i am an animal lover, go ahead and give me a thumbs down......

nice.

that wasnt funny
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You crack me up Sam.

STAR STAR STAR!!
omg this was so hilarious i spit water all over my laptop.....
now i gotta clean it up
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Hahaha that was great!

Funny! 100!



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