How is golfing like peeing???!


Question: 1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anybody.
7. If you're taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
8. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
9. Be quiet while others are about to go.
10. Keep strokes to a minimum.


Answers: 1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anybody.
7. If you're taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
8. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
9. Be quiet while others are about to go.
10. Keep strokes to a minimum.

hahah thats really good.. im sharing that with my dad.. heh ehe would enjoy that! hha

HAHAAHAHA... Great joke man. keep it up. I like #4 and #2. very true. HA. thanks for a good laugh. =)

i don't think peeing has that many steps but i can see your point........maybe you should create an instruction manual about peeing

Nice.

Nice..... Star for you!

hah
good one

7. If you're taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

NEVER!. >:D.

yah, i do agree, its a lot like peeing for guys.

i really do not think you have to do that much stuff just to pee all you do is raise your leg and go

cute, have a star.

i'm a girl and i find it funny

Easily the funniest thing I have heard/read it quite awhile (Obvious Star). I love #2 Lol. I'll be sure to copy these down for future reference. You might also try to see if you can get a book published that is called "Golfing/Peeing for Dummies". Might want to put one of those chinsy stickers that say like "2 for 1" or "Great Value".

That's the Gentleman's Creed,not a joke.

Thanks for the laugh

good one

heard it before but still made me laugh.

*gg*

not bad...



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