10 Points Best Joke! :)?!


Question: I kinda feel like laughing! So will you tell your best joke, and whoever makes me laugh the most or tells the best joke(s) gets 10 points! Thanks! :)


Answers: I kinda feel like laughing! So will you tell your best joke, and whoever makes me laugh the most or tells the best joke(s) gets 10 points! Thanks! :)

ok it is a little dirty, so i will clean it up a bit....



a guy walks into a strange bar and sits down at the counter. there is a fish bowl on the counter, and men are putting in a dollar going out to the barn coming back in and drinking it up. the stranger asks what that is all about...the bartender says, if you can make my horse laugh, you can tsake the bowl of money home.


so the guy drops in a buck, goes out to the barn comes back in and grabs the bowl and is ready to leave...the bartender is like whoa buddy...hold up, i need to see if you actually made the horse laugh...


so he comes back and says to the bar sure enough the horse is laughing so hard he is crying





a couple weeks later thje same stranger comes back to the bar and sees another fish bowl on the counter. he asks the bartender whats up with this one. he says well the horse has been laughing so hard we want him to cry....so the guy is like what the hell, i did it a couple weeks ago, i think i can do it again




the stranger comes back in from the barn and takes the bowl and tries to leave again. the bartender is like whoa i know you did it a coulple weeks ago, but i still need to make sure....


sure enough the horse was bawling like a baby....the bartender is like stranger what did you do or sAY for this sto happen?











srtanger replies......






i told the horse a couple weeks ago i had a biger weewee then him......he laughed his butt off.....today i showed it to him!



man it is alot easier to say then to type out!!! LOL!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?













Because 7 8 (ate) 9.

HAHA!

Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, 'If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?'
Douglas replied, 'I would get in my helicopter and fly away!'
The doctor then asked, 'Where did you get a helicopter from?'
Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that freaking train!'


did anyone get the soulja boy joke above? or the a. keys one?

Pfizer Corp. will soon be marketing a liquid form of Viagra, to be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft" drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "coctails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by what name?

Give up? It will be called "MOUNT & DO".

y did the turcky cross the road because it didnt want to be chicken

whats 6 feet long and puts white stuff in your mouth

a toothbrush

wats long hard and is full of seeman

a submarine lol :P

A litte girl is typing away on her fathers laptop and banging all the keys. He comes up to her and asks "What are you typing honey?" and she goes "How would i know? I cant read!"

OK, I got a few for you!

******Who is Soulja Boys Best Friend?*******


























































-YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!











******Who went to Alicia Key's Brithday Party?*********






























-NO ONE, NO ONE, NO OOOOOONNNEEEE!!!


Hope I made you laugh!!!



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