The perfect couple?? (joke) star me!!?!
Question: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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Answers: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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haha. nice. thanks for being fair to both sides of gender. starred.
:D funny!
hahaha. made my day.
thats really funny
im guilty..............i kept reading!
thanks though. heaps funny
hahaha.. i'm a woman.. an yet read the 'whole' thing.. even the joke on women too... its really cool & funny!!!!
you get a star from me...
Muahahahhahahahhahaha!! So true....!! hehehehehe...
It was really funny........and i read the whole thing!
LOL...........
iT IS A GOOD STORY READ BY THE PERFECT WOMEN WHO FELT VERT SAD! ONLT SHE THE READER ONLY
ALIVE.Reader WAS UOSET BADLY
SURVIVER IS THE READER
Funny.. star for you!
lol !
Stars can not be more than one :-(((
hehe v. true x i never listen i just nod my head at the right places xxx
Good joke u have done a great job keep it up expecting more jokes frm uhave a star 4 this superb effort
hehehe.. nice one!! cheers!!
LOL
hahahahahaha. Not sure about the grand caravan as the perfect car though ;)
lol, good one!
hahaahahaha!! LMAO! awesome joke! * coming up!
my wife just hit me thanks ... now we have contact. in some way ... ha ha ha .... heres a star i wish i could give you more
thats funny thanks !!!