String joke - funny or not?!
Question: A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
Answers: A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
that one gave me a laugh. lol
lol very funny x
They're getting better.
Very funny
the punchline was ok.... however the thought of a string in the bar made me laugh more
heard before funny then and funny now lol
lol....very funny ...good one
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LMFAO
Hehehehehe..........that made me chuckle. Thanks ! x
im still laughing while typing this...so star for you***
it's corny, but good!! lol. thanks.
Hee Hee thats funny i like this joke it is SO funny!!! I'm a Frayed knot" LOL Best joke i am giving you a star!!!
Heard it but still funny.
no
clever...
LOL!!!!!! Very Funny
haha.. pretty good!
lmao one of the few jokes that made me laugh really loudly :)
lol
I herd that one today and not that funny.
excellent
Funny! 100!