Were you ever this drunk?!
Question: A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole. They worked and worked and finally got the thing in the air. Two of of the drunks held the pole and the other climbed on top. He let down a a tape measure. This fellow couldn't take it any more so he asks what they were doing.
They said, ''We are measuring this pole.''
The man asks, ''Why didn't you measure it on the ground?''
They said, ''We know how long it is, now we want to know how tall it is.''
Answers: A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole. They worked and worked and finally got the thing in the air. Two of of the drunks held the pole and the other climbed on top. He let down a a tape measure. This fellow couldn't take it any more so he asks what they were doing.
They said, ''We are measuring this pole.''
The man asks, ''Why didn't you measure it on the ground?''
They said, ''We know how long it is, now we want to know how tall it is.''
LMFAO
i :LoL''ed lol
Very funny
I did do that, i though i was dreaming
I am funny aren't i
:)
Good one! It could also be reworked a bit and told as a blonde joke. I HAVE been so drunk my hair hurt!!
hahaha..lol..i wonder if the two guys holding the phone pole let go becuase they are way to drunk and the guy on top falls and hurts himself..lol..harsh..
if i was ever that drunk, i still would not be right
nice one lol
lol
yeah i have been this drunk... good joke very funny
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hahaha very good
brilliant.