Do you like this really really funny joke which i made myself???!
Question: allright,
4 proud mothers were talking to each other..
1st mother:My daughter is a nun when she come up in the church everybody stand up and greets her "oh dear sister"..
2nd mother:Thats it??my daughter is the headmistress of all the nuns and when she walk up in church everyone stand up and greets her "oh dear MOTHER".
3rd mother:HA!bullcrap..My daughter is the queen of england and when she walk up in a place everyone greets her by saying "OH MY MAJESTY"..
4th mother:(with a really long yawn)..Thats it you 3 retards??...MY daughter is works as a stripper in a very famous night club of las vegas and when she hit the club..Ppl are always
STANDING up and saying "OH MY GODNESS!"
GIMME A STAR!!!!if you liked this joke..
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Answers: allright,
4 proud mothers were talking to each other..
1st mother:My daughter is a nun when she come up in the church everybody stand up and greets her "oh dear sister"..
2nd mother:Thats it??my daughter is the headmistress of all the nuns and when she walk up in church everyone stand up and greets her "oh dear MOTHER".
3rd mother:HA!bullcrap..My daughter is the queen of england and when she walk up in a place everyone greets her by saying "OH MY MAJESTY"..
4th mother:(with a really long yawn)..Thats it you 3 retards??...MY daughter is works as a stripper in a very famous night club of las vegas and when she hit the club..Ppl are always
STANDING up and saying "OH MY GODNESS!"
GIMME A STAR!!!!if you liked this joke..
ya can also add me to ya contacts i post jokes everyday..
I am 52.
I think I have heard about 100 similar mother jokes in my life...
SIMILAR!
BUT: NOT the same!
So, if like Snow Kid, you read, and tell, and hear, and trade, and invent... a zillion jokes a day...
Sooner or later, you are going to tell one similar to what has been told before....
It is called STATISTICS!
So...
GIVE THE KID A BREAK!
He actually invented a joke similar to what, oh, say, I dunno who, say, George Burns once told...
Well, that's your laws of statistics operating there.
Anyhow, it was still a good joke, tho I lkie the "oh my God" instead of the "oh my godness" ending better. But he had to make it be X-ness, to rhyme with the other previous lines....
SO....
Give him a little poetic licence!
OK Kid..
Hand over your licence and registration.
I see...
Telling 60 jokes in a 50 zone!
Cuff 'im boys!
DUM DA DUM! DUM DA DUM, DA DUM!
For his transgressions, Snow Kid was brought before the Hi Court of YA. He was found guilty of telling jokes.
He was sentenced to telling 987,587 more jokes to his fans.
His accomplices were sentenced to read the jokes.....
This is a true story, only the punch lines were changed to protect the innocent.
Dragnet Never Did a Case Better!
(Well, OK, they did. But they had professional writers. I'm just a hack. Cough! Hack! Sorry. I had a hairball there...
Keep going, Snow Kid. You have 987,587 jokes more to tell. You have your work cut out for you!
funny joke i don't know how many people say godness u should take the ness off i think it would amke it funnier...but nice job
Keep working on your jokes.... You may be very good one day.......
i've heard that one before so it's not that funny anymore
sorry
thats pretty good, just make your people dont get offened,otherwise..keep it up =)
funny stuff!!
This was a great joke, keep em coming!!!!!!!!!
heard of this but it's about a guy not a gal, I don't know if you make this up or not but I definitely see it once.
i love it
it's quite funny i gess
hahaha this was really funny, your good at telling jokes!
my my
wat creative juices uv got there
jus let em flowing n makin every one's day
great goin
people need to give you more respect. good joke very star worthty and good job making it up
very good thanks.
I truly like your own personal joke.
well done..
lol, that is so funny!
i love it!
"Oh my god" would have been funnier. Good to see you writing your own stuff though.
I really liked it. Dont worry about what others say!