Funniest jokes to laugh at?? Hillarious!!!?!


Question: Two salesmen are going for a lunch with their manager. They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
Genie:- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
“Me first! Me first!” says two salesmen.
1st salesman :- “I want to be in the world tour, relaxing in 5 stars hotel, enjoying the best food in the world and wish it goes on and on.
” Poof !\" 1st salesman’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the next salesman .
2nd Salesman:- “I want to be in Hollywood, relaxing with the actresses. On seaside, I wish Cameron Diaz giving me body massage personally, and wish to have endless journey.
” Poof !\" 2nd salesman has also gone.
Genie: (to manager):- “OK, you’re up.
The manager says:- “I want those two fools back in the office after lunch.”

wife: yesterday i saw a very beautiful girl
husband: then what happened?
wife:i just kept on admiring her, on and on,
husband (gets irritated): what happened then?
wife smiled and said: i moved away from the mirror!


Answers: Two salesmen are going for a lunch with their manager. They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
Genie:- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
“Me first! Me first!” says two salesmen.
1st salesman :- “I want to be in the world tour, relaxing in 5 stars hotel, enjoying the best food in the world and wish it goes on and on.
” Poof !\" 1st salesman’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the next salesman .
2nd Salesman:- “I want to be in Hollywood, relaxing with the actresses. On seaside, I wish Cameron Diaz giving me body massage personally, and wish to have endless journey.
” Poof !\" 2nd salesman has also gone.
Genie: (to manager):- “OK, you’re up.
The manager says:- “I want those two fools back in the office after lunch.”

wife: yesterday i saw a very beautiful girl
husband: then what happened?
wife:i just kept on admiring her, on and on,
husband (gets irritated): what happened then?
wife smiled and said: i moved away from the mirror!

LOL.............

That first one was on here the other day .
here is one i put on before .......
An old guy hires a hit-man to kill his wife after 40 years of marriage
The hit-man says "OK i will shoot her below the left breast"
The old guy goes nuts and shouts" i want her dead not kneecapped ".

star

Funny joke but not funniest. I heard the first joke but in that joke the third person was not the manager he was their third friend who asks the Genie to bring them back because he was alone. I rate ****(4 stars) for the above jokes.



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