What are the neighbours doing??!
Question: Joe and Wanda had a studio apartment in the city, and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying on the neighbours would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed...
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Joe and Wanda shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too!"
Answers: Joe and Wanda had a studio apartment in the city, and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying on the neighbours would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed...
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Joe and Wanda shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too!"
omg! thanks for a great laugh
lol
That's awesome.
parents think that they're kids are oblivious.
they know what sex is!
i mean, most do. . .
I've heard this one! But it's always a goodie! LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =D
this is a good one, thanks for the chuckle...(okay, good laugh)...you get a B+ for your funny.
lol he's smart
..............hardy har har.
Kids are quite intelligent.
That is cute!
hahaha very funny thanks
very funny lol
funny