Is your mobile phone male or female??!
Question: Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.
Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.
Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.
Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!
Answers: Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.
Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.
Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.
Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!
Female!
They lose track of time. They'll read into meaningless text. They give mixed signals. Most don't compute. Flashy models. All talk, little action. Wait 'til you get the bill. Go ahead; push her buttons.
They beg for rings. They are in your pants.
Girls I say. .. call girls!
...and a man will want to update an old one for a new model every two years <kidding!>
They're totally FEMALE!! Texting + Talking = LIFE!!!
hahahah.
and a whole bunch of other stuff!
Female total pain in da butt only dose what it wants and love my money
weird but mines a boy i like boy phones
last time i checked my cell didn't have a penis or a vagina
Mobile phones are female. They come in a ton of varieties, and they ask for directions
Mine is bi-sexual.....
gay
=]
mine is female because it hooks me up with other females, and as it gets older i begin to want a new one lol i just made tht up
Female, cuz wen women talk to them there's actually someone listening lol
male they are a royal pain in the butt and they never do what you want
They are totally male...they are always there when you dont need then and never there when you do...they are hard to figure out...and they are ALWAYS a pain in the butt
female definatly.... i agree with #2 guy
what if im both?
theyre female becuase they bother u at the most inconvenient times and always call you and never leave you alone.
plus, when you ask it to read text its in a woman voice so there u have it.
female......they are complicated but so simple. and when you give it a command it does it.
umm what r u trying to say?!
they are female:
they give out info, gossip, they are tempremental, freezing or occassionally refusing to see the signals that every other mobile phone does.
they are all glitz and glamour- very much about how they look- appearence is everything, flashy camrea, big screen, nice dynamics/size/proportions...
they cannot go anywhere alone- not that women cant, but that women do generally go to the toilet in pairs.
Female because they become less useful & need to be replaced every couple years.
Cell phones are female -- difficult to figure out at first but once you do you can get it to fullfill your every need!
Female- they waste a lot of money and after awhile you want a new one anyway because it becomes out of date.
neither.... mine's an alien!
that's so cool
phones are totally female.
always keeping you talking to another.
I could have sworn your picture was of a male but after that I think that you are either a woman in diguise or trying to get lucky off of yahoo anwsers because those metaphors were 300% pro female
female.. mine is totally female cos its super cute lol
Mobile Phones are female- they are made for talking, have too many buttons, and are confusing when you get a new one
Definitely female.
Why?
Firstly, if you push the right buttons (just like a remote control) you will get to talk to her, send messages, remind you of things you were supposed to do, watch porn and etc.
Secondly, if you are sick and tired of it, you can always turn it off.
Thirdly, if she is tired (low battery) just poke your "charger" in and she is back to 100%.
can they be both. lol
very funny lol
funny
This is very funny.
Answer :
Mobile phones are male. - they always end up getting charged.