Married Life?!
Question: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train . Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence , he farted.
Answers: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train . Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence , he farted.
LOLOL thanks for the laugh
Everything was funny except for the fart part...
I agree with candyman the joke was good but you just made up the farting andit was ****...
loved it ... passing it on .
lmao damn thats a good one
lol just LIKE a married couple