~lol oh my this lol I dunno about you but this is funny~?!
Question: Guy walks into a whore house and says "I am a virgin and I need to have sex like NOW" The manager says "Well we have a policy that everyone has to have some practice before we send you in.....there is a tree outside with a notch hole in it go bang on that for an hour or two come back in and we’ll set you up" So the guy runs out bangs on the tree for a little while. He goes back in and says "K I am ready!"
The lady nods and and points him where he needs to go. He goes in the room and a chick was waiting naked for him. A couple of minutes go by and the manager hears this awful bloody scream, so She runs in the room and says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" The guy has a broom handle shoved up the chicks butt and He replies "......Checkin for bees!"
Answers: Guy walks into a whore house and says "I am a virgin and I need to have sex like NOW" The manager says "Well we have a policy that everyone has to have some practice before we send you in.....there is a tree outside with a notch hole in it go bang on that for an hour or two come back in and we’ll set you up" So the guy runs out bangs on the tree for a little while. He goes back in and says "K I am ready!"
The lady nods and and points him where he needs to go. He goes in the room and a chick was waiting naked for him. A couple of minutes go by and the manager hears this awful bloody scream, so She runs in the room and says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" The guy has a broom handle shoved up the chicks butt and He replies "......Checkin for bees!"
haha thats great!! love it
OUCH LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
LOL!!!!!!!!! OH WOW!!!! that sucked....thats hilarious!!
hahahahahahah it was good
brilliant thanks
great
LMAO!!
Too funny!
LOL--I--LOL--AGREE-- IT'S FUNNY LMAO
ooo painful!
pmsl how funny
AAAWWW! My God! That was so freakin' funny!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!