Isn't this hilarious ???????!
Question: Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bottom, didn't it?"
Answers: Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bottom, didn't it?"
HA!! rofl
God help the man who ever tried that kind of talk with me!
Pow! Zoom! To the moon!
LMAO!!!!
I've heard this one before,but I've forgotten about it..
Always get's me....hehehehehehehe
lol that's a good one
lol...that is the breast joke...ummm best joke of the day!
Lol! thts a good one keep it up! if u have more of these please email, I dont mind
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very very funny. lol
breast joke of the night! i mean BEST joke of the night! hahaha
What a guy Man I hit the floor on that one. I got to use that one. Good morning.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT IS A GOOD ONE, HE CLEARLY TOLD HER, HER A S S IS BIG.
Nice :)
ahahah!
that's actually pretty good :)
HAHAHAAHHAHA
OHOHOHOHO....
VERY FUNNY
VERY FUNNY
THANKS
YOU MADE MY DAY
THANKS
This made me crack up laughin'
Very Good!!
hi hi hi thats so funny lol
Hi clo i love it so funny that will shut me up Lol
ROTFLMAO....
He would be a dead man...
Peace.
Old baby,but nice,have a nice day.
It is :D