Thou shall not........ ( joke )?!
Question: One day a preacher was walking to Sunday Service when a church member stopped to offer him a ride.
The perishiner asked the preacher " Brother Edward, why are you walking to church? I've always seen you ride your bike.
The Preacher replied. " Well I would have but I awoke this morning to find that someone had stolen it. I'm so mad, but I plan to give a fire and brimstone serman and when I get to "Thou shall not steal" I'm gonna shake the rafters."
The sermon goes on as planned and after the service the perishiner who gave him a ride came up to him and stated...
"Good sermon Brother Edward, but when you got to "Thou shall not steal" you kinda muffled through it, What happen?
Brother Edward replied. " Yeah I know, but you see......
When I got to "Thou shall not commit adultery" I remembered where I left my bike.
Answers: One day a preacher was walking to Sunday Service when a church member stopped to offer him a ride.
The perishiner asked the preacher " Brother Edward, why are you walking to church? I've always seen you ride your bike.
The Preacher replied. " Well I would have but I awoke this morning to find that someone had stolen it. I'm so mad, but I plan to give a fire and brimstone serman and when I get to "Thou shall not steal" I'm gonna shake the rafters."
The sermon goes on as planned and after the service the perishiner who gave him a ride came up to him and stated...
"Good sermon Brother Edward, but when you got to "Thou shall not steal" you kinda muffled through it, What happen?
Brother Edward replied. " Yeah I know, but you see......
When I got to "Thou shall not commit adultery" I remembered where I left my bike.
That is too funny... =P
haha
i get it!!
lol
good one.
WOW!!! Superb joke!
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I am rolling on the floor laughing my head off! Here's a star for you!!!
haha
Thats a good one! :-)
aaaha.....so thats who.s bike it was.......seamanab x
I found that to be a particularly funny joke, and will tell it to people I chat with in this coming week.
LMAO!!! Someone's been naughty!! He needs to practice what he preaches. lol
wow! I did NOT see that punchline coming.
Thanks, have a star for an original joke!
OHHHHHH man!!!!!!! Thats sad!!!!! poor thing.....haha.....Thats Funny!!
Not a joke.Blaspheme.
Sorry I don't find it funny.