Friend ship poem ..... right if they say so?!
Question: SISSY CRAP
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- no teddy bears, no hearts, no rainbows, no angels-
( Bible angels are NOT babies! )
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Answers: SISSY CRAP
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- no teddy bears, no hearts, no rainbows, no angels-
( Bible angels are NOT babies! )
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
another star for another good one....i have to go now....i have to buy more underpants...its been a very damp day.....seamanab x
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I never loled that much. I really like the last line because it's what my little brother does. Th-The peeing part; not the friendship part.
lol this is really good. Its a manly way to say u care about some1 without looking like a fruit.-not that there's anything wrong with that =D.nice ty for this!!!
Hey! True! Good One! Didnt make me laugh out loud, but so true! So star for you!
Now that is what I call a true friend! hehehe