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Question: Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his a.s.s.
If you do not mind me saying,’ stated the second, ‘that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?’
I regret I cannot’, lamented the first Arab. ‘It is permanently stuck in my a.s.s.’
‘I do not understand,’ said the other.
The first Arab says, ‘I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, ‘I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one wish.’
I said, ‘No sh.................it?’
Answers: Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his a.s.s.
If you do not mind me saying,’ stated the second, ‘that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?’
I regret I cannot’, lamented the first Arab. ‘It is permanently stuck in my a.s.s.’
‘I do not understand,’ said the other.
The first Arab says, ‘I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, ‘I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one wish.’
I said, ‘No sh.................it?’
what can i say?
oh i know..LOL!
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HAHA FUNNY!
LOLOLOLOL ( ewwwww ) LOLOLOL
cool man
spencer.t
you get a star for that one :)
that is funny!!! thanks for the laugh ?
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wonder what would have happened if he said. "No *******' $h!t!" Perhaps the Genie would have used his c ock to seal the 'A' Hole! LOL!!!