What are some really good comebacks?!


Question: I have some bullies at my school that tick me off.
Anything that I can say to them?


Answers: I have some bullies at my school that tick me off.
Anything that I can say to them?

# How about never? Is never good for you?

# You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

# I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

# I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

# Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

# I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

# I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

# You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

# I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

# I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

# I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

# It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

# I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

# What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

# Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

# I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

# I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

# His teeth are brighter than he is.

# No, my powers can only be used for good.

# We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

# The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

# I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

# Who me? I just wander from room to room.

# I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

# It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

uhm js tell that bully to js leave yu alone
&&_hopefuly they'll leave yu alone(:

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hello_name's Avatar hello_na...
Try this, it'll piss them off so use with care...
So being so pissed in life just cause your mom is a whore.
Stop ******** with people and get a real life you fu.cktard.
What your parents dont pay enough attention to you at home? And you're trying to get it here? Ahhhh... LOSER. Report It

hello_name's Avatar hello_na...
They're trying to get attention so they'll be the top of the pack. Know this, and bring them down accordingly. Report It


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  • yea. tell them to mind their own f'ing business and stay the hell out of yours! and.... that they're not even worth a response other than that!!

    ummmm you could ignore them...
    aks them what they accomplish by doing it

    say f u k you

    funny ones such as you'll be workin for me one day

    you'll be my garbage man one day

    my fav. go pump some gas thats the only future you have

    hoped this helped!!!

    bully: i can make you happy
    you: ok, payoff my visa bill!

    bully: 5, 6, no, 7!
    you: checking you morning IQ?

    bully: makes kissing noises
    you: what's the matter, you lose your dog?

    You so ugly I gotta i put two bags on your head!

    u know what!
    im a bullie!
    and i dont like u talkin like that.
    and btw
    u cant take down a bullie.
    want to know y?
    cuz if ur willing to post stupedo questions like this on the computer and not out there fightin that S.O.B than u must be scared. and scardy cats cant take down bullies!
    boo ya!

    YOUR MOTHER

    go stand in the corner and practice falling down

    Yeah, I saw you get off the short bus this morn'n
    Why didn't your parents tell you, you are adopted?
    Your mom says you can't sneak up on a mirror fast enough
    We know why you can't have an electric blanket, it's because you PISS the bed !



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